NOT A LADY

I am a lady;

I brush my hair to look pretty for you.

I wear floral perfumes to smell really good for you.

Oh are you hungry? I am your cook.

I speak only when spoken to, i never argue, I never contradict you or raise my voice.

I cross my legs each time I sit and I walk like a lady.

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Oh I am a lady;

When I walk past you I must smile so you know I’m friendly and lovely.

I can never talk back to you, you are quite sensitive and I don’t want to hurt you.

When I laugh, i make sure I’m not laughing too hard or too loud.

I am respectful about spending my own money so that your Ego is protected.

I am aware of my role in your life, a submissive role and I am constantly preparing for that.

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I am a lady;

My face is never not done.

My skin I try to make lighter and glowing- you like that right?

I don’t like dirty spaces so when I come over I have to clean your place for you- you look forward to my visits don’t you?

I am always willing and ready to serve you man. That is my job.

my friends and I constantly talk about marrying you, we can’t wait for this consensual inequality that marriage allows.

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I am a lady;

I consider you always so whenever I get a salary bump I have to quit because I know you would get very uncomfortable about the thought of me a lady earning more than you- impossible

Have I told you about my matching underwear set?

I have them in all colours; my bras and panties match everyday.

I never know when you would deem me worthy of sex and I have to be prepared -whether or not it is consensual

I see the look of validation you give me when you see my matching sets and I am so thankful to be validated by you man

Oh man, my whole lady like self is all about pleasing you

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I am a fragile lady- protect me

I am a senseless lady- think for me man

I am a careless lady- take my money and give me portions as you see fit man.

I am an emotional lady- make decisions for me because I can’t.

I am a lady- I’m not smart enough to have opinions so my opinions do not matter

I am a lying lady- I never say the truth man.

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I am not a lady.

I affirm that I am not a lady.

I am one who lives for the satisfaction of self.

I say my opinions on whatever I feel like.

I laugh as loud as I want.

Love as much as I want.

Talk as much as I want.

I wear what I want.

I am strong and powerful.

I am emotional and that is a superpower and not a disability.

I am not a lady.

I am a grown ass woman and I’m here to dominate you man!

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